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Thursday, July 28, 2011

The past is gone - Dream on . . .

We've been working in a software program that the firm apparently only bought a limited number of licenses for. Yesterday, we pretty much finished what we had to do using that software, and the associate let us know that the firm was going to used the licenses that allowed us to use the software to allow other people on different aspects of the same project to use that software instead of us. This is not the kind of thing we much give a fuck about, but the associate might not have grasped that. She said:

"So, you won't be able to go back and look at what you've done in [the program at issue]."

Wow, not able to return to the good old days of That Funky Software. No more sneaking women up to the office late at night and telling them, "Hey, baby, this is the software I've been using. Face it -- it makes you horny." No more looking back at work already done and thinking, good times, good times. Not sure if I have the motivation to keep on living.

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