Canadians hate sex!

I think this conclusion is inescapable in light of the facts. Lots of international search engines looking for the word "fuck" have hit upon this blog. I do not kid myself that there are people in Moldova, or Sweden, or Indonesia, or Switzerland who are hanging on my every word. They are hanging on one word: Fuck. The fact that I do not yet have a single visitor from Canada leads me to one conclusion: Canadians clearly do not care about anything involving the word "fuck" and therefore clearly hate sex. I predict that, if no Canadians visit this blog, Canada will completely depopulate within a single generation. And they'll deserve it.