This is getting old

OK, so the last project, which sucked, ended on a Thursday with the promise that we would be back Monday. Clearly, they lied, as I sat home the next week. This project just ended on a Thursday, only four days in, after we were repeatedly told it would go 2-3 weeks. Not only did they lie, we got no goodbye food. This swordfish is offically dead. Unfortunately, I'm detecting a pattern here.