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Friday, January 11, 2013

Justice denied!

We have already discussed briefly the federal employee who was being officially reprimanded for farting too much. Well, displaying the courage that government is so well known for, it turns out that the guy's managers who were pursuing the reprimand process have thrown the Serial Farter's co-workers under the bus and dropped the reprimand. The publicity the reprimand drew led to the rescinding of the reprimand, apparently.

Personally, I think this is even worse than it sounds. The Serial Farter claimed medical conditions that interfered with his ability to work full days all the time, but apparently none of these conditions would cause him to fart. Further, it seems apparent that the Serial Farter was using his emissions as weapons of mass destruction, intentionally endangering his co-workers' lives:
The man told a supervisor in July that he would start turning on a fan after releasing bodily odors in his work space, but the manager explained that such action would only “cause the smell to spread and worsen the air quality in the module,” according to the reprimand letter.
He was trying to gas his co-workers to death! How can you let this kind of thing pass?  I still can't believe he isn't a temp. He'd fit right in.

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