How is it possible that I did not come up with this first?

I swear, the only thing missing is bacon. Pizza Hut beat me to the punch? Apparently so:

Pizza Hut, contending with sluggish sales, is betting that a hot-dog crust will help draw customers.
The pizza chain, which is owned by Yum! Brands Inc., will debut the new Hot Dog Bites Pizza on June 18 at its 6,300 domestic restaurants. The item features 28 “premium hot dog bites,” which are baked into the crust and meant to be pulled off and dipped in mustard.

Holy shit. You know this should have been my idea. If I weren't so damn lazy, I could be rich right now. Look at this thing:

Sweet baby Jesus. I could cry.