Some pretty awesome game food porn

Unfortunately, it came in another loss. This time at home to a team we should have beaten. Injuries in the running game and defensive backfield are killing us on the field. No such problems with the game food porn. We started with a vegetable tray, because this was a 4:30 game. That means the game food would also be dinner, and, let's face it, the game food is a little less vegetable-friendly than you might like for a main meal:

I also made a meatball dish using a recipe from a neighbor. I didn't record the steps photographically because 1) I am stupid, and b) this recipe is too easy. Take a bag of frozen meatballs from the grocery store, put them in a crockpot. Pour in two bottles of Heinz Chili Sauce. Add a jar of Concord grape jelly or seedless blackberry jam. Both apparently work. Cook in the crockpot on low for about 8-10 hours. Serve:

Fucking fabulous. I fixed another new dish, as well, which is called "tater totchos." Start with a bag of tater tots, and cook them according to the directions:

 Array the cooked tater tots on a platter:

While the tater tots are cooking, cook a pound or so of ground beef:

Drain the grease, then add about a half-cup of ketchup:

Stir that in. Slather the tater tots with blue cheese dressing:

Put the ground beef mixture on top of that, then sprinkle with blue cheese crumbles to taste, and top with chopped green onions and bacon:

Die happy. Bon appetit.