Winner, winner, chicken dinner

I recently issued challenges here and here for readers to submit in the comments section haikus about document review or pretty much anything else, and promised to elevate any haikus submitted to a post. Well, we have our first entrant.

This one if from a document review temp, obviously. Hell, I think I was on this project:

Placed in basement
with leaden walls and Flourine
life is pretty good

I feel you, man. Keep 'em coming, people. And remember, we're not limited to document review haikus. Any workplace haiku is fine.